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since June 19, 2001

 
 
 
 

Dialogue between a Feminist and a Man


FEMINIST: I demand equality.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: Harvard must go coed, not Wellesley.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: And circumcised girls must be called "genitally mutilated," while circumcised boys remain..."normal."
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: After sex, I get three choices (birth, abortion, or adoption). You get none.
MAN:

Okay

FEMINIST: I can kill your child,  or make you pay for 25 years, or give it away.
MAN:

Okay

FEMINIST: I can join the army and never fight.
MAN:

Okay

FEMINIST: I can wear what I want, but you can't look at what you want.
MAN:

Okay

FEMINIST: I'm rough and tough, but can sue for name-calling.
MAN:

Okay

FEMINIST: I can come in 70th in a Marathon and still get first-place prizes.
  • FoxNews: "Catherine Ndereba (search) of Kenya won the Boston Marathon (search) for the third time Monday, her 16-second margin of victory tying for the smallest in women's race history." — Well, that wasn't hard at all.  Women got a half-hour head start. Full Story
  • "Catherine Ndereba, the top female finisher (13th overall), and Timothy Cherigat (1st overall), the top male finisher, each got $80,000. I can’t find the prize amount for those placing 2nd through 12th." Full Story
    (Well, would it not stand to reason that they all got $80,000?  To do otherwise would be discriminatory! —WHS)
MAN:

Okay

FEMINIST: I want to technically make divorce no-fault...
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: ...but actually blame you.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: I want all the benefits of marriage post-divorce, not the burdens.  You must keep all burdens and lose all benefits.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: If I say you made booga-booga eyes at me, I get to call the cops and have you arrested.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: Arrested, you become a "batterer" and I can kick you out of our home.  I also get temporary custody of your kids.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: If I have a restraining order, and you call me, I can call it "stalking."  You'll be jailed.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: At permanent custody hearings, I can bring up your "abuse" record and keep the kids, car, cash, and castle.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: I can kill you and say you provoked me. You can't lay a hand on me since "There's NEVER an excuse to hit a woman."
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: Men who beat women will suffer harsh Federal  punishments and public censure.  Women — who start better than half of all domestic fights with men and cause most abuse/neglect of children and the elderly — will be called "nurturers" and "care-givers."
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: Divorce will cost you big bucks.  I'll get free help from the state, and wimmin's advocates, and even make you pay my legal bills.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: I get  the kids, 'cuz I spent more time raising  them. You don't keep the cash, though you spent more time earning it.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: I'm a mommy, you're a money-mule.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: I  get  to go back to school, or stay at home. You must work.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: I get to track your earnings. You can't track my parenting.  In fact, you can't see your kids school records without my say-so.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: You must make up for my lost career momentum.  I don't have to make up for your lost time with the kids.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: You have to pay child-support (CS) to me.  I don't have to tell you how I spend it or if I use it on myself.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: Your CS orders will be higher than if we were still married, being based on Lenore [Weitzman's] cooked statistics.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: I get to have "space" and to "find" myself.  Judges will make you stay at lousy jobs.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: I get 25 per cent of your gross income for Jimmy.  Make more, I get more.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: After divorce, I can "train" or go to college instead of getting a job. You have to work.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: I get to move the kids out of state without your permission.  You can't budge without mine.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: "Family" now means "women and children."
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: Birthing slatterns will now  be called "single mommies," their chosen sex partners "predators."
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: States and feds will enforce my child-support rights - for free.  You must pay to " try" to enforce your visitation rights.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: I don't have to make up denied visitation to you. You must pay all missed CS payments to me, with interest.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: I can call you a "deadbeat dad." You can't call me a "welfare queen."
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: Welfare mothers can't be forced to name abusive fathers since ALL fathers are now "abusive."
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: The tax office can dog you on the Internet for CS.  My privacy is sacred, my rights endless.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: CS agents can hunt you like a fugitive slave,  making you register with employers like an apartheid black.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: Whales matter now, not males.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: In cultural coin tosses, it's "heads I win, tails you lose."
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: I can keep expanding my perks and punishing you.
MAN:

Okay.

FEMINIST: If you want me to bobbittize you, say "Okay."
MAN:

Okay.

—Source unknown


Additional Reading:;

What Men Know That Women Don't, by Rich Zubaty

If you have concerns about these and other issues related to the condition of seniors, visit, contact and perhaps even join:

SUN Seniors United Now

The up- and coming, rapidly-growing advocacy organization for seniors (55 years and over) in Alberta

There are in the order of about half a million or more people of age 55 and over in Alberta. If all of them were to join SUN, they would become the most powerful advocacy organization in Alberta; and seniors would no longer be robbed of their comforts and otherwise ignored.
   At the price of one package of cigarettes seniors will be able to gain a voice that will be heard by a government that otherwise can and will take from seniors what they worked for all their life to enjoy in their old age.

If you are concerned about how seniors are affected by the planned, systematic destruction of our families and society, a search at google.com (for elderly OR seniors OR grandparent OR grandfather OR grandmother site:https://fathersforlife.org) will provide you with the links to about 80 web pages at Fathers for Life that will be of interest to you.

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Updates:;
2001 02 08 (format changes)
2001 12 29 (inserted reference to Elder Abuse and to What Men Know That Women Don't)
2004 05 03 (format changes)
2004 06 24 (added entry for SUN — Seniors United Now)